BaconStrips: New Bikini

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I realized yesterday while swimming with the kids that I don’t have a bathing suit that fits me anymore. My suit technically fits, but its so old that the elastic is worn out and so it doesn’t really fit. So, I am venturing out to find a new suit today. I wish I didn’t eat all those enchiladas at dinner and for brunch today. I kind of also wish I could have a big case of diarrhea to clean out my system and slim me down before I get undressed in front of the dressing room mirrors.

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