When I got home tonight The Little Monster smothered me in kisses. All over my lips. Totally typical welcome home activity. But immediately after the kiss-fest she leaned over and licked the straw in my drink which grossed me out and I had to throw the straw away. Is that hypocritical? Cast your vote.
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How about a third option—“yes, it hypocritical, but also gross, so toss the straw.” That’s the one that would get my vote.
Mom is right! Both are gross. That is my vote.
No way. Penny gives the best kisses. Not gross at all. 🙂