Grills

pigtalesgrillThis post is dedicated to the arse-hole who just pulled out in front of me as I was driving away from Freebirds and checking my teeth for cilantro. If it weren’t for my cat-like-reflexes, superior peripheral vision and amazing ability to multi-task, your rear end wouldn’t be very pretty right now. But it is. You got lucky. And fortunately I was able to remove the grill of cilantro from my teeth as swiftly as I was able to avoid smacking the grill of my car into your precious Audi. So its a win-win for both of us.

 

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