Chicken Butcher

Dear Mr. Chicken,
(Wait … I should probably say Mrs. Chicken because if you were a Mr. you would be a rooster, right?)

Dear Mrs. Chicken,

Please accept my sincerest apologies for completely destroying you in my attempt to slice edible pieces from your smokin’ hot body today.

I suck at carving.

Katie the Chicken Butcher

PS Thank you for upholding your promise to taste good.


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