You know how last night the can of botulism artichoke hearts attacked me? Well today I found a gray eyebrow. No, a WHITE eyebrow. Not only did this completely freak me out, but I’m pretty sure it is a sign that the damn artichoke juice is having a negative effect on my body.
Not cool. Not cool at all.
Mom. I don’t want to put chemicals that close to my eyeballs. Maybe you can dye my brows for me.
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