The other night we were trying to decide where to go for dinner and found a gastropub nearby that has turtle soup on the menu. However, Brad Pitt informed me that he “draws the line at turtles.”
I turned, looked at him and asked “Why???”
And he said “Its just wrong. No one should eat turtles. Plus I’m pretty sure some of them are on the endangered list.”
So I gave him a super weird look and said “Are you just anti-turtle-eating because they are so slow and they don’t have a fair shake when it comes to turtle hunting.”
And then he said “Yeah, you never hear about the turtle that got away. Plus I grew up with mother fucking Ninja Turtles. You don’t celebrate your heroes by eating them.”
So I said “Then why do people eat hero sandwiches?”
That pretty much shut him up.