Camel Toe Burrito

Brad Pitt: You know whats better than camel toe?

Me: Oh my God. What?
[Insert freaking out that my jogging pants were giving me camel toe.]

Brad Pitt: Burri-toes!!!

I quickly checked myself in the mirror, made sure I wasn’t sporting a camel toe and then headed to Cali Burrito for dinner.

caliburrito

After looking at this picture of my burrito, I wondered: Does this burrito look like camel toe??? So, I sacrificed my eyes and Google image searched “camel toe.” Fortunately, for all of us, the burrito does not look enough like camel toe to warrant a comparison. Continue on with your camel-toe-free-burrito-eating.

 

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