If you are offended by any of the following:
- Boobs
- Itchy Boobs
- Nipples
- Chlamydia
- Practical Jokes
then I recommend you stop reading here.
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However, if you can handle Boobs, Itchy Boobs, Nipples, Chlamydia and Practical Jokes then I recommend you continue reading and witness what happens when Brad Pitt and I team up and prank my Mom with text messages.
Enjoy. So, my Mom insists that she was aware she was getting pranked. But, lets be honest, it took her awhile to catch on.
I suspected at nipples. I KNEW at The Secret of Itchy Boobs. At that point I almost sent the reply directly to him, but decided to go the resignation route instead. I told you, his writing is distinct and different from yours, even in texts. Plus I know the way your mind works and I have learned a lot about his, too.
yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Fooled me! I would not have guessed that Brad Pitt took over the success of that joke. And itchy boobs can be a symptom of pregnancy. Just so you know… Lol
Ha! Mom was probably pretty excited at first.