I’m not sure what to say, but maybe thank you.
Thank you to all the weirdos out there using bizarre search terms on the internet and ending up on my blog.
Thank you, because it makes me feel a lot more normal.
So far, this week’s top searches that helped folks land on my page include the following terms:
- fuck i saw a mouse
- peed on a parking lot
- hot dog penis
And you thought all I was going to write about was food. Heh!
Your future shall be filled with even greater stories about life, food and other random things. (In Bed.)