When I first tuned into this episode of Good Eats I thought “Awesome! I’m going to learn how to make lobster at home.” But it will forever be known as “The Day Alton Brown Ruined Lobster For Me.” Around 5min30seconds into the segment Alton explains to viewers that lobsters are right in line with cockroaches in the food chain. Fantastic. An oceanic cockroach. For the first time I really looked at the lobster. Yep. They even look like cockroaches.
And now I can never eat lobster again.