Mother Nature, Bitches!

My Mom was totally out of line today. And by “totally out of line” I mean she totally was not acting her age. I had to explain how the world works. See Exhibit A.

EXHIBIT A:
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She wrote back saying “I told your Seeester this morning that 60 is the new 40. Boomers don’t get old.”

Oy vey. Before you know it, she’ll be wearing mid-riffs and super-short shorts with Kardashian hair and sunglasses and hollering Hey Bitches while picking up her vitamins and blood pressure medicine from the pharmacy.

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6 thoughts on “Mother Nature, Bitches!

    • Thanks for the backup! Someone needed to knock Miss Smartypants down a peg or two. 😉

      Since I am exactly 21 three times over, I thought I might peruse Forever 21’s website this afternoon to find a couple outfits to wear when we visit Katie and BP in a few months. Wish me luck, because although my mind is forever 21, my body is more, ummmmm, advanced. This will be a challenge.

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